Film Noir: He Says, She Says

What Women Say About Men

"Men are such fools. They think they can buy everything with a smile and a few kind words. Or a gun."  ~The Lady from Shanghai

“Every guy thinks he’s something special but they’re all from the same assembly line. There’s always a replacement around in case the one you’ve got gets lost or broken.  ~ Women’s Prison

"Aren’t there any more comfortable men in this world? Now they’re all little and nervous like sparrows, or big and worried like sick bears. ~ Clash by Night

“Men are all alike. They just have different faces so we can tell them apart." ~One Girl’s Confession

"I’m tired of looking after men. I wanna be looked after." ~ Clash by Night

What Men Say About Women

"What women want is one thing, what is good for them is another."~ So Evil My Love

"Dames are always pulling a switch on you." ~ Laura 

"A dame doesn't need to be smart, she just needs to have all the right answers." ~ The Big Heat 

“She reminds me of the first woman who ever slapped my face.”  ~ Road House

"I haven't met as many rich dames as I'd like to, but I know one thing – they all have a terror of talking about their dough." ~ His Kind of Woman

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